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Some Cute and Different Horsey Thought
A horse is like a best friend. They're always there to nuzzle
you and make your life a better place.
The history of mankind is carried on the back of the horse.
Horses are the most agreeable friends. They ask no questions
and they pass no criticisms.
Surgeon General Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive,
and may impair the ability to use common sense.
Ask me to show you poetry in motion, and I will show you a horse.
In riding a horse, we borrow freedom.
If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or
asked the question wrong.
A woman needs two animals: The horse of her dreams and a
jackass to pay for it.
The good thing about talkin' to your horse is he don't talk back.
A pony is a childhood dream, A horse is an adulthood treasure.
The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a man.
To Ride Or Not To Ride?...What a Stupid Question!
A horse gallops with his lungs, Perseveres with his heart, And
wins with his character.
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A HORSE PERSON WHEN
....your mouth waters at the sight of a truck full of hay.
you consider a golf course as a waste of good pasture
land.
you pull a $17,000.00 trailer with a $1,000.00 pick -up
truck.
...someone does something nice for you and you pat
them on the neck and say "good boy".
...you show up for an appointment in your city clothes
and when you get there people reach across the
table to pick alfalfa out of your hair.
...noone wants to ride in your car because they'll get
sweet feed and hay in their socks and on their clothes
but that's OK because you'll have to rearrange all
the tack to make room for them anyway!
...you say "whoa" to the dog.
...someone asks for a screwdriver and you hand them
a hoof pick.
...on rainy days, you organize the tack room, not the
house.
...you are reasonably pleased to get a horse item, ANY
horse item, as a gift.
...you stop channel surfing at Budweiser Clydesdale
commercials.
...you actually get to a point where flies don't bother you
that much anymore.
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